As Mark Twain once famously said after the erroneous printing of his obituary, "Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated," so goes the same for Metrolink's one and only F40PH. Despite many reports that this unit has been retired and had its prime mover drilled out, it keeps showing up in different locations around Keller Yard, indicating that it is still fulfilling its role as the Keller Switch, toting F125s around for set up. I suspect its time, however, like Twain's was, is short.